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Guffaws and Belly laughs on a Sunday Afternoon

Compiled by: Agnes A. Evidente

Moo……………….

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and

a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife

when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and

while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white

at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there

was my wife's golf ball.......... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"What did you do?", asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

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Put a Blond with a Y2K and What Do You Get?

Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:

TO: My Boss

From: Blondie

RE: Changing calendars from Y2K

I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest,

none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion.

The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:

Januark

Februark

Mak

Julk

I also changed all the days of each week to

Sundak

Mondak

Tuesdak

Wednesdak

Thursdak

Fridak

Saturdak

We are now Y to K compliant.

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