Guffaws and Belly laughs on a Sunday Afternoon
Compiled by: Agnes A. Evidente
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife
when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and
while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white
at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there
was my wife's golf ball.......... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
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Put a Blond with a Y2K and What Do You Get?
Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:
TO: My Boss
RE: Changing calendars from Y2K
I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest,
none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion.
The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:
I also changed all the days of each week to
We are now Y to K compliant.
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